Wifeless Husband Haiku 1
when tanya travels
in the pantry treasure hides
p b and j lunch!
--rusty
Wifeless Husband Haiku 2
the dishes pile up
with laundry in the hamper
chores don't do themselves
--rusty
Wifeless Husband Haiku (3)
australia is
a hard thing to fit into
a proper haiku
--rusty
Wifeless Husband Haiku 4
slovenly living
i don't have to make the bed
and the seat is UP!
--rusty
Wifeless Husband Haiku 5
five o'clock shadow
no one here to remind me
when did i last shave?
--rusty
Wifeless Husband Haiku 6
this morning i feel
the west wind that brings you home.
anticipation
--rusty
#WifelessHusbandHaiku 7
once again, you leave
now i must determine lunch
cin'mon frosted flakes!
--rusty
#WifelessHusbandHaiku 8
normally she makes
tasty salads for our lunch
where are my cookies?
--rusty
#WifelessHusbandHaiku 9
should the blade be used
to tame the facial whiskers?
i think not today
--rusty
#WifelessHusbandHaiku 10
your plants are in need
"add nutrients now" it says
electrolytes craved?
--rusty
#WifelessHusbandHaiku 11
tossing and turning
the dryer is amaze-balls
easily amused
--rusty
#WifelessHusbandHaiku 12-1
she returns today
what is the state of the house?
i am *such* a slob!
--rusty
#WifelessHusbandHaiku 12-2
vacuuming, dusting,
laundry, and dishes are done
housekeeping panic
--rusty
#WifelessHusbandHaiku 13
yet another trip
this time will be different
#resistslovenry
--rusty
#WifelessHusbandHaiku 14
now it's eight o'clock
laundry and vacuuming done
i am still on track!
--rusty
#WifelessHusbandHaiku 15
countertops are clean
what on earth is happening?!
ahead of schedule?!
--rusty
#WifelessHusbandHaiku 16
thunderstorms last night
difficult to sleep again
no cuddle-buddy!
--rusty
#WifelessHusbandHaiku 17
twenty-four hours
and the atlantic ocean
between you and i
--rusty